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Klaine - The Substitute (Breadstix Scene) - French audio (with English Translation)

K : I’m just saying, hammered people who get married by an Elvis impersonator…
It’s more revolting than two gay guys getting hitched.

B : For that matter, if marriage is so sacred, they should just outlaw divorce.

K : You’re right!

B : (to Mercedes) What do you think?

M : Oh, about homosexuals in the army?

K : No, we’re talking about prop 8.

M : I’m for it!

K :  No, against it.

M : I’m against it!
I’m sorry, guys, but all your stories…

B : Don’t apologize!
We should talk about stuff that you’re interested in!

K : Let’s play a little game.
On the count of three, name your favorite 2010 Vogue cover.
Ready? One, two, three…

B&K : Marion Cotillard.

B : Yes! Amazing!

K : Yes, I knew it!

B : She’s tremendous! Tremendous!

K : Tremendous!

(Mercedes’ day-dream)

B&K : Gay! Gay! Gay. Gay, gay, gay!

K :  Oh my god, a doll’s purse fell out of my mouth!

B : That’s so gay!

K : How did that get in there?

(…)

K : Mercedes?

B : I was just talking about college football teams.
I’m a big sports fan!

K : Way to break the stereotype!

M : (to the waitress) Excuse me. I know it’s not on your menu, but I was wondering if you guys had…

Waitress : You want some tots? You’re from McKinley.

M : (to K&B) So, what were you talking about?

K : Who read Patti Lupone’s memory book?

B : …
I’m messing with you. Of course I read it!.

K : You scared me you know! You, missing the autobiography of this great performer…?